The picto-vlog of a girl gone horribly wrong.

 

pretentiousassbutt:

is everyone ignoring the fact that stiles finally made first line in lacrosse? 

This is the gif that I saw right after this post

How accurate is that right there??

That’s just too much chocolate.

no woman ever

iandsharman:

upworthy:

The Music Industry Asked Him To Change 1 Word In His Songs. His Response Is Pitch Perfect.

I never buy songs on iTunes…ever… But I’m buying this, here, because I want to see it chart, and I want to send a message to the music industry that they are full of shit.

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS TO INFINITY

Look, I’m not here to give an opinion on Kanye, Nicki Minaj, that Kardashian, or the King and Queen of everything. I’m just here to say that this is probably one of the best moments in all of television. (I’m assuming) No one but Jay-Z knew this was going to happen, and with a simple interruption the universe righted itself.

(Source: pleathe)

If you can’t reach me immediately, one of the following three things has happened:

1. I really just don’t want to talk to you. Seriously. I’m talking to other people, but you’re low on my priority list.

2. I’m writing, and I’m right in the middle of a thought, and to break this concentration would cause more damage than Chernobyl ‘s night shift.

3. I’ve been kidnapped by a band of roving thieves who felt that my skills with a machete would be a wonderful addition to their gang.